Sunday, April 26, 2009

Fellas

I know what you are thinking when you are on Facebook... Don't use it to talk to girls. Facebook Chat.. Let's think about this now. It has fucked me many times, you know what I'm talking about. The "Sending..." and it doesn't send it till about 10 minutes later in the conversation and you just look like a total douchebag OR it will send it twice so you will look twice as gay. I don't care who you are if you use Facebook Chat it will make you look like a douche. If you must, ask immediately "do you have AIM?" You never know what way your 5 minute ago sent will impact the convo, it could fuck you in ways not yet conceived by mankind. Facebook Chat is like signing yourself up to be a star role in a gay porn.. I mean nothing good will come out of it. I thought T9 was dangerous, but the first time I was bent over by Facebook Chat holy shit I apologize for ever leaving T9. I can't even imagine myself on Facebook Chat hammered drunk.. god it must be terrible. Then there is the "this person is no longer online" or the "error" please tell me why there is always an error at the worst times? Facebook has gone down the shitter since they have switched it like 6 times now. Just save yourself a lot of pain and stand clear of this.

1 comment:

  1. What...you don't understand fellas like me?

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